today in trig, the guy on my left sneezed and everyone said bless you except the guy to my right who was like

“bless your face”

and everyone looked at him incredibly weird, even the teacher I think!

so to save him I went

“if you sneeze during this video then bless you, badadadadoo subscriiiibe”

and he was like

Hey boys wanna know how to pick up girls?

wear a tobuscus shirt

but make sure you know what’s going on when wearing it

Every time I wear my tobuscus shirt in public, I get recognize and complimented by white girls my age

legit sneezed while Toby was playing Happy Wheels

life=made

Toby’s dramatic song literally describes my composing life

I can make a melody but no words and I can make words but no melody

and when all else fails I add some la las in there

Toby Turner playing Happy Wheels is one of the gr9nest things to ever watch