If I sat on Piers Morgan’s desk, I’d cry on it and fart angrily on the chair


Lindsay and Piers Morgan for EVENT Magazine, May 2013

Lindsay and Piers Morgan for EVENT Magazine, May 2013

i ship this yes

i ship this yes

I’m pretty sure that if I ever make a speech at the White House Corrospondents’ Dinner, 99% of it would be about Piers Morgan

chicanetrap:

#PiersTheBelieber #YouTellThemPiers

chicanetrap:

#PiersTheBelieber #YouTellThemPiers

hmm 10+ new posts on the piers morgan tag

it’s probably ed sheeran fans ugh

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how far has paper piers traveled?

he went to Anderson Live with me

Piers Morgan backing Justin Bieber on the paparazzi scandal.

my special talents include wanting to hug piers morgan and thanking him for everything to wanting to hit him with a costco blender and pushing him off a bridge in 20 seconds flat

In 2011, I tweeted this and it got on Piers Morgan’s show

now I have proof because it’s in the official transcript of that episode

THIS IS FOR REFERENCE BUT YOU CAN WATCH THEM AND LAUGH WITH ME IF YOU WANT

Piers Morgan getting a flu shot

Anderson Cooper getting a flu shot