If I sat on Piers Morgan’s desk, I’d cry on it and fart angrily on the chair
I’m pretty sure that if I ever make a speech at the White House Corrospondents’ Dinner, 99% of it would be about Piers Morgan
hmm 10+ new posts on the piers morgan tag
it’s probably ed sheeran fans ugh
A message from Anonymous
how far has paper piers traveled?
he went to Anderson Live with me

Piers Morgan backing Justin Bieber on the paparazzi scandal.
my special talents include wanting to hug piers morgan and thanking him for everything to wanting to hit him with a costco blender and pushing him off a bridge in 20 seconds flat
In 2011, I tweeted this and it got on Piers Morgan’s show
now I have proof because it’s in the official transcript of that episode