Hey Niall I see you’re just standing there alone playing pokemon

I’ll keep you company

Hey look you ran into a wild magikarp

Op and you used your one and only master ball too

omgf what have you done?

Talking to my niece about Saturday's iCarly episode while eating spaghetti tacos

  • Me: So did you watch iCarly Saturday?
  • Niece: Yeah, iGoONeDirection
  • Me: Yeah do you like One Direction?
  • Niece: yeah
  • Me: Who's your favorite? You don't have to say names if you don't know, just tell me what they look like
  • Niece: The blond one
  • Me: Why do you like the blond one?
  • Niece: ...Because he's blond