Piers Morgan things I’ve accomplished in one year:

• Made a song about him that currently has like 600 views
• Saw him judge live on AGT
• Got him to wave hello to me
• Made him laugh by saying his blue suit makes my eyes hurt
• Managed to make him read two of my tweets on live television
• Influenced his decision on naming his first daughter by just existing and tweeting him
• Had him follow me (only for 30 minutes but still he followed me)
• Had him block me :(
• Meet him
• Got called pretty by him (in name, looks, and hat)
• Somehow got him to touch my hat
• Saw his pretty face up close and in person
• Somewhat befriend his show staff by having them interact with me on twitter
• Somewhat befriend him

holy shiz that’s long