June 2013
“All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe”
—Paul McCartney, every June 18 since 1942 (via tehbeatles)
occupation: photographer for the celeb pages on wikipedia
“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.
when u make a bad first impression on someone u wanted to become friends with
Paul McCartney looks like that guy who would write his life story in red pen and when he finishes after several months of writing, a fruit punch truck comes and spills all over his story
hi elisa how are you. elisa, what a wonderful name that it inspring
that’s not my name
it is my name in spanish though
bc that’s what my spanish 1 teacher called me
what a perfect way to celebrate paul mccartney’s birthday with a nat geo special on the science of sex
